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The Cat and Mouse Game: Wallet Providers vs Drainers
Now you might be thinking, "Surely wallet providers arent just sitting on their ass while their users get drained?" And youd be right. Theyre not complete
idiots - just mostly idiots. Wallet providers have been trying to implement security measures, but remember, crypto is decentralized and theres not much these wallet fuckers can actually do against
human stupidity.
For example,
MetaMask, the crypto wallet king, has a few tricks:
1. Blacklisting - They have a list of known malicious addresses and contracts. Problem is, its reactive. By the time an address is blacklisted, the drainers already moved on to a new one.
2. Warning prompts - Those annoying pop-ups that ask "Are you sure you want to give full access to your wallet?" Yeah, those. But lets be real - when has a warning ever stopped a crypto bro from chasing gains?
3. Simulation runs - MetaMask tries to simulate what a transaction will do before you approve it. Nice, but advanced drainers can obfuscate their real intentions.
Trust Wallet and others have similar measures. Theyre all playing catch-up, always one step behind the latest drainer tech.
But heres where it gets fun. Good drainers are evolving faster than wallet security:
1. Dynamic contract generation - Instead of reusing blacklisted contracts, top-tier drainers generate new contracts on the fly. Its like having a new identity for every crime.
2. Obfuscation techniques - By splitting the malicious code across multiple contracts or using proxy contracts, drainers can bypass simulation checks.
3. Front-end trickery - Some drainers use JavaScript to modify the transaction data displayed to the user, making it look legit even when its not.
4. Multi-chain attacks - Why stop at one blockchain? Advanced drainers hit multiple chains at once, often faster than you can react to an alert.
Its a neverending arms race. Wallet providers patch a hole, drainers find two more. Its beautiful chaos, and for us on the right side of the drain, its a goldmine that keeps on giving.
Affiliate Models
'This sounds great, but I cant code for shit.' Well dry your tears because the world of cryptodrainers has opened its arms to even the most code-illiterate among autists. Let's go to the world of drainer affiliate programs.
Companies like
CryptoGrab,
Inferno Drainer and others have turned cryptodraining into a plugand-play business model. Heres how it works:
1. These companies develop advanced constantly updated drainers.
2. They offer these drainers to affiliates (thats you idiot) for a cut of the profits.
3. You deploy the drainer and drive traffic to it and watch the money roll in.
4. The company takes their cut (usually around 20-30%) and you keep the rest.
Now 30% might sound like a big cut but lets be real - its a small price to pay for a turnkey operation into one of the most
profitable scams out there. Plus youre not going to get that 30% if youre sitting on your ass doing nothing because you cant code a drainer yourself.
This is actually
insane business wise. You dont need a PHD in computer science to get started. If you can copypaste and whip up a half decent phishing site, you're good to go. These companies have teams working 24/7 to keep their drainers up to date so you always have the latest bypasses for popular wallets. You can also play dumb if shit hits the fan. 'Oh, Im just an affiliate your honor. I didnt write that nasty code.' Not that itll save your ass in court but hey, every little helps right? The best part is you can set up in multiple areas of the crypto world with minimal effort. Its kinda like fishing with dynamite in a whole fucking ocean.
Seriously, look how fucking
sick this is, a Cryptodrainer incorporated themselves as an official company and even attended a conference, gave out merchandise, and advertised.
All with a bunch of hot chicks! Peak absurdity, it's crazy
hilarious lmao!
Now to get back to topic: getting your feet wet in this game isnt as simple as signing up for a newsletter. You wont find these affiliate programs plastered all over LinkedIn, thats for damn sure. Youll need to do some digging in the darker corners of the web: Telegram groups, forums, that sort of thing. Its all about who you know in this world so start making some friends.
Also note that not every offer out there is legit. Some of these so-called 'affiliate programs'' are just waiting to
pull the rug out from under you and vanishing with your gains. Its almost poetic, scammers getting scammed. But were not here for poetry
were here for profit. So constant paranoia and skepticism is warranted. Dont worry though as Ive always got your back. In the next installment were going to dive deep into setting up your very own drainer with a reputable crypto affiliate.
Conclusion: What's Next
Alright you degenerates weve covered a lot today. Youve got the basics of cryptodrainers down and youre probably ready to get your hands dirty. Well, hold onto your hats because were just getting started.
In the next installment were going full throttle. Im talking step-by-step, no bullshit guide to setting up your very own drainer with a reputable crypto affiliate. Well cover everything from finding reputable programs to deploying your first drain. No stone left unturned, no wallet left un-emptied.
By the time were done youll be the digital equivalent of Robin Hood - if Robin Hood was a greedy bastard who kept every coin for himself. Get ready to turn those crypto dreams into cold hard reality.
Until then, get to know the crypto world. And for fucks sake, dont fall for someone elses drainer while youre at it. That would be embarrassing.
d0ctrine out.
